Raymund
Joined: 09 Feb 2004
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| Cute Kid Talk - thanks carol! |
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What, you ask, is 'Butt dust?' Read on and you'll discover the
joy
in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this
creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby
sister. After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot
and one for cold milk?'
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied
she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you
don't
remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to
six..'
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. 'I love you so
much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom
window.'
BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She
tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her
Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her.
Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's
me?'
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. 'Please
don't give me this juice again,' she said, 'It makes my teeth
cough.'
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: 'How much do
I cost?'
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and
kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his
dad: 'Why is he whispering in her mouth?'
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom
asked what was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll
happen with
this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: 'The
man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked:
'What
happened to the flea?'
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your fa ce?'
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget... this particular
Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended
toward
heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but
dust...' He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little four year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?
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Athena
Joined: 06 Feb 2004
Posts: 792
Location: Australia |
| Just for Raymund |
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Son: ''Mother, where did all of my intelligence come from?''
Mother: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your father, 'cause I still have mine.''
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Raymund
Joined: 09 Feb 2004
Posts: 3777
Location: is everything |
Ray faints to the floor............
I finished this post when I came round 
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